New Yorker

Introducing iBias, the Wearable Device that Customizes The News Based On What You Already Believe

Holiday Dishes You’ll Have to Make Yourself Now Because They Were Previously Made By Trump Voters You Disinvited

Candy Companies’ Prewritten Statements Anticipating the Trump Campaign’s Next Candy-Related Gaffe


What I’m Not Teaching My Niece About Playing the Trumpet


2016 Responds to Its Hate Mail


Ted Nugent Reviews “A Christmas Story”

Cheaters. Emotional Infidelity Unit

Off-Duty Situations In Which An Officer of the Law Might Use His Fancy Police Report Jargon to Impress People